Harold Camping says end of the world is probably today, Oct. 21, 2011
If the rapture is actually scheduled for today, then I guess I'd better hurry up and clean my drawers. Of course, if there really IS a rapture today, then I guess I really don't need to clean out my drawers after all, except that brings up the issue of always wearing clean underwear in case you're in an accident, or a rapture, but if there really IS a rapture then I guess I really don't need any underwear, unless, of course, I'm a Mormon, and then, of course assuming that if there really IS a rapture that means that the basic tenets of Christianity are correct and my actual body will resurrect, this again brings up the question of underwear, and I would like to look snappy, maybe in something uplifting by Victoria's Secret, which brings up both the question of Hell (separate post) and the question of should I just forget about the drawers and go on a diet, which brings up the question do you think those Victoria's Secret models really look like that, or are they just airbrushed, especially the wings, which brings up the question that if the rapture really IS real do we all turn into Victoria's Secret Angels or are they really a separate phyla of creation....? The eschatological debate is endless.
I love it but I cannot help but note that you are a little light this year on posts. Rapture notwithstanding the end of 2011 IS near and you are running 2.5 posts below your annual average. Of course I can only imagine the amount of home, garden and lifestyle organizational work that must proceed the writing of a paragraph so it may be asking too much. Signed, a demanding fan
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