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Harold Camping says end of the world is probably today, Oct. 21, 2011

By Elizabeth Flock  The Washington Post

Harold Camping, the Family Radio evangelist who wrongly predicted doomsday back in May, thinks the real end of the world could be today. In a message on his Web site, Camping declared that today, “at this point, looks like it will be the final end of everything.”

Golly!  Is it the end of the world again already? Since we're on a tight schedule here, let's recycle last May's Rapture Blog:

If the rapture is actually scheduled for today, then I guess I'd better hurry up and clean my drawers.  Of course, if there really IS a rapture today, then I guess I really don't need to clean out my drawers after all, except that brings up the issue of always wearing clean underwear in case you're in an accident, or a rapture, but if there really IS a rapture then I guess I really don't need any underwear, unless, of course, I'm a Mormon, and then, of course assuming that if there really IS a rapture that means that the basic tenets of Christianity are correct and my actual body will resurrect, this again brings up the question of underwear, and I would like to look snappy, maybe in something uplifting by Victoria's Secret, which brings up both the question of Hell (separate post) and the question of should I just forget about the drawers and go on a diet, which brings up the question do you think those Victoria's Secret models really look like that, or are they just airbrushed, especially the wings, which brings up the question that if the rapture really IS real do we all turn into Victoria's Secret Angels or are they really a separate phyla of creation....?  The eschatological debate is endless.