So nice to hear from Sarah Palin. What with the Holidays coming and all, it's sweet to get a shout out from Wasilla regarding the perfect Christmas (although, I'm guessing, probably not Kwanzaa or Hanukkah) gift from an Aspiring Goddess."As you have probably heard," Palin wrote Friday on her Facebook page, "the AP (Associated Press) snagged a copy of my memoir, 'Going Rogue,' before its Tuesday release. And as is expected, the AP and a number of subsequent media outlets are erroneously reporting the contents of the book."
Palin wants us to judge for ourselves.
"Keep your powder dry, buy the book--wait, did I say BUY?? I meant READ!! READ the book and, uh, enjoy it! Lots of great stories about my family, Alaska and the incredible honor it was to run alongside Sen. John McCain.*"
Palin's book, which debuts Tuesday, November 17, has already spent seven weeks at the top of Amazon.com's Best Seller List. Officials are concerned that the physical impact of simultaneously drop-shipping 1.5 million copies of the deeply discounted memoir throughout the greater United States will create further stress on the North American Tectonic Plate. Abrupt tectonic movement, combined with the anticipated carnage at Wal-Mart (also offering "Going Rogue" at $9), could disrupt the rotational inertia of the Earth, tipping the Earth's axis and expanding the precession at the Earth's Equator, thus causing the Poles to flip and Earth's magnetic field to reverse, bringing on Armageddon well in advance of its scheduled date of 2012.
So much to wrap, so little time.
*this quote has been altered for my own amusement
This past week's horror of watching Harry Reid steer his titanic straight into an economy-killing iceberg has been somewhat balanced by watching all the guys and dolls of CNN, MSNBC and virtually all print media pile on their snooty criticism of Sarah Palin. Am I a Palin fan? Not really, but ......even though she can see Russia from her house......she understands it is not a country to emulate in any way, shape, or form .... unlike a certain someone currently living in a big white house. And for that, I appreciate Sarah Palin.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if the AP assigned 11 reporters to do fact checks on Obama's books......I mean, Professor Ayer's books (speaking of self-proclaimed communists). If you dare, follow the thread in americanthinker.com 2008/10 evidence mounts.
The media portrays Palin as a vapid back-water hick. So why invest so much time and energy on her? And ladies.....please, this is not high school. Do you really have to be so petty? You're acting like she stole your boyfriend.
But, thank you for the laughs during a week in which Reid bought Louisiana's Mary Landrieu's vote (with YOUR $100 million). Now the whole country can experience its own Katrina. Thank you media for getting your panties in a knot over Palin's book during the same week in which we saw a sneak preview of a government task force rationing women's health care. Trust me fellas, prostate screening will soon follow.
America - WAKE UP!